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Well, well, well I bet Todd Greenburg wishes Todd Carney would come back and piss in his own mouth. Seems timid now by 2019s antics. Let's recap shall we September 4th with the Bulldogs getting naked at a pub and flashing their dicks around.. let's be honest, who hasn't stripped down on the piss? If you haven't then you're no friend of Honeysetts. Let's keep reading the report.. Bulldogs players started touching each others dicks and wanking each other off after dropping their dicks in pints of beers.... ummm... the fuck? I guess that's how you make XXXX though.
Fast forward to the latest episode of The Walking Dead as Jarryd Hayne bites the crotch out of some girls snatch. I get fetishes, I understand there's different things people are into unlike you accountants and your poor wives who have missionary once or twice a fortnight there's other things out there but Hayne what the fuck mate? Just choke her like a normal person. Fucking savage.
I can't help but love at the Sharks misfortunes. It pleases me no end to see that smarmy fucking Shane Flanaghan get the ass, I'm not saying he's a fuckwit but if you told me he planned 9/11 I wouldn't blink an eyelid. He's the type of guy to cut in line at the bar and order the cocktails so you wait ten years to get a drink. The type of cunt to leave a pube on the toilet seat. There's always talk about relocating Cronulla to Perth, because Perth has Sharks - hur hur. Fuck off with that shit, that would mean that cunt Buzz Rothfield would be involved at some stage in Perth. I would rather shove toothpicks under my toe nails and kick a wall than see Perth that with rosy cheeked fuck anywhere near it. Give us our own team and fuck the Sharks off all together.
Now to be serious (just for a second) Dylan Walker you are an absolute cunt. The fact you've laid hands on your wife multiple times tells me everything I need to know about you. As if anyone needed more reasons to hate Manly. The fact your missus sticks by you is through fear for her safety, I hope she belts you in the head with a lamp you piece of shit. The only thing your missus should ever hide from anyone else is how you promised her the ride of her life and you shot you load after two pumps and feel asleep on top of her. Ammirite lads?
Furthering the raging war between Uber and Swan Taxis Tautau Moga and Michael Chee Kam wanted to see what driver could take a punch better, got to earn those five star ratings somehow lads and it's not mumbling on your phone to your family while you miss my turn off.
Big Papi Pump got his hooks ups, holla if you hear me?! The league culture certainly is interesting to say the least - get your cock out and have one of the boys film you while you have a wank? Could be worse I guess. Could be a dog sucking you off - people don't forget Joel.
Tyrone May's dirty talk is better suited for the line at Centrelink in Mt Druitt, the mere factor he didnt get chaffing on his cock from a dry vagina straight after that is a near miracle. Seriously we should have sent Tyrone May to help with the floods in Townsville, he would have dried that shit up in seconds. Speaking on Townsville, to the surprise of absolutely noone Ben Barba didn't see out the season. To the surprise of a few he didn't even make it through pre-season, the bell end to end all bell ends. I'll have no pickles on my burger you fucking dropkick. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
In regards to the countless cases of guys not knowing when a woman is giving consent I'm going to give them some free advice. No means no... unless she's dyslexic and then it's on.
Good night.
Is there a pissed my pants emoji?
