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    Honeysett
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    Round Three

    Post by Honeysett on Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:50 pm

    Thought I would try something totally different this week.


    I'm lucky to get this write up done for NRL round three
    Been on the piss with Noelsy screaming "What About Me?"
    Found some nice pussy and tried to give her a pet
    She cracked the shits so I told her I was Jimmy the Jet  
    Still thought it was a sure thing that I'd show off my boner
    Wasn't a good bet, should have spoken to Timmy Simona.

    Was a huge night, got out of hand and ended up blind
    Unlike Pearcey still didn't try take a dog from behind
    So now I'm feeling hammered, battered and bruised
    Went home with tens and woke up with twos
    Absolutely filthy that I stuck in a fingah
    But at least I don't support Manly Warringah

    Poor Trent Barrett just looks like he hasn't got a clue
    Perhaps he should call Toovs and ask him what to do
    He'll cause a fuss and demand an investigation
    Manly are in danger because the bears can smell the menstruation
    Hope Manly keep losing I hate em and I'm begging for more
    But not as much as those fuckheads coming from Belmore

    If they're the Dogs of War, their soldiers are pathetic
    Be a fan? Would rather be in a car crash and end up paraletic
    Idiot supporters having fights in the stands
    Motherfuckers thinking they're Brick from Borderlands
    Don't want to stereotype and I honestly mean that truly
    But probably the same Kebab guys that ask me hummus or tabouli

    The Tigers got spanked and we’re back to having everything in proportion
    It was weird and uncomfortable like a Cartwright abortion
    With Brooks and Moses leading the pack they couldn’t come up with a try
    Prepare your assholes Tigers fans, the Raiders are going in dry
    Raiders are winless but this one will fall into their lap
    Game over this week when the Raiders give the Tigers the clap

    The Knights were like Brock Lesnar and they conquered the streak
    Winning back to back games? Our chances are up shitcreek
    The Rabbits looked amazing despite the lack of Inglis
    He’ll be back from his brain injury, as he struggles to learn English
    Well that does it for this weeks wrap up, thought I’d try my luck
    Didn’t like the rhyming? I just don’t give a……

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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:56 pm

    Word life
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Spectre on Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:56 pm

    Hahaha loved it

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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Guest on Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:01 pm

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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Random on Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:04 pm

    1. Not enough Broncos mentions. 2. The words luck and Cena don't rhythm.

    5/7
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Rabbit on Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:15 pm

    That's some serious work there. No wonder they made you mod Very Happy
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Random on Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:31 pm

    @Rabbit wrote:That's some serious work there. No wonder they made you mod Very Happy

    I thought we did it because he was handsome?
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by SI on Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:05 pm

    @Random wrote:
    @Rabbit wrote:That's some serious work there. No wonder they made you mod Very Happy

    I thought we did it because he was handsome?

    I can confirm the bloke is indeed handsome!
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by SI on Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:06 pm

    Skin like a lazy Sunday morning...
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by SI on Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:06 pm

    His hands are even more impressive in person...
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Honeysett on Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:51 am

    I'm not immune to such compliments.


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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Honeysett on Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:54 am

    @Random wrote:1. Not enough Broncos mentions. 2. The words luck and Cena don't rhythm.

    5/7

    The perfect score. Couldn't be happier.
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Krump on Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:47 am

    @Random wrote:

    I thought we did it because he was handsome?
    Fanatics best hands.
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by No Worries on Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:40 am

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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Pieman on Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:12 pm

    THANK YOU
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Honeysett on Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:17 pm

    @Pieman wrote:THANK YOU

    Then why did you downvote it ya wanker, feel like curb stomping you.

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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Guest on Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:18 pm

    Which fat fingered fuck downvoted that masterpiece?
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by No Worries on Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:50 pm

    @Honeysett wrote:

    Then why did you downvote it ya wanker, feel like curb stomping you.

    This ??

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    Re: Round Three

    Post by code delta on Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:41 pm

    That's a bit disturbing.
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    Re: Round Three

    Post by Honeysett on Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:28 pm



    I prefer this type.

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