Fantasy Fantasy 2022

Teeth Eater wrote:Mother of christ, I had to scroll a long way down to find my name on that list.

Can I borrow that after you please mate?

standard-issue wrote:

Can I borrow that after you please mate?

Certainly, my good man. Judging by the start I had, I should only need it for about every single round of footy this year, and then it's all yours.

Wow... what a stinking start ...

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You are on notice @B/L  You've got until Round 5 to lift your game. I knew I should have taken the Mayor instead

standard-issue wrote:

Can I borrow that after you please mate?

you should have standard issued yourself...

Camo123 wrote:

If you’re on mobile you can click and hold on image to open in new tab to see the table for leaderboard

Solid start by the reigning champ

Very solid indeed.
I on the other hand appear to have had a complete mare.

When does the trade window open again?

The Dolphin Conspiracies wrote:

standard-issue wrote:

Can I borrow that after you please mate?

you should have standard issued yourself...

Even I have no faith in myself. Although appreciate you being the only one who picked me. Did you lose a bet?

time to shine @MF- dont do this to me.

Talfal, Holy Moly, Papa, Soylent, Milch, Stu, DK, NQC, AL, SI

You fuckers have completely lost the plot

Snatchpato wrote:Talfal, Holy Moly, Papa, Soylent, Milch, Stu, DK, NQC, AL, SI

You fuckers have completely lost the plot

Not quite as much as the four beautiful lunatics who picked the Teeth.

(and yes, I had to include myself to make the number seem greater)

Please trade me, I have a high BE and I own Bullemor in my 18-21
I was wrong in captaining mahoney and started with depth, I have no idea what I am doing
Definitely don't keep me for the first bye round whatever you do

Snatchpato wrote:Talfal, Holy Moly, Papa, Soylent, Milch, Stu, DK, NQC, AL, SI

You fuckers have completely lost the plot

Well I like to choose people who post, but I still should have checked your 2021 rank before deciding. Please go well.

Snatchpato wrote:Talfal, Holy Moly, Papa, Soylent, Milch, Stu, DK, NQC, AL, SI

You fuckers have completely lost the plot

Form is temporary, class is permanent

Round 2 Results


Everyone's league results are shown below. Yet again, I've put in a poor performance for the misguided souls who chose me. Get those itchy transfer fingers ready for Round 6

League 1					League 2					League 3
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
easytiger	1728	835	20		NQcrushers	1689	817	20		Rooster Booster	1746	820	20
thelastdodo	1760	817	15		Aardvark Ratnick	1716	816	15		quicksand	1604	813	15
Fortitude	1682	812	14		FaringdonSwirl	1589	809	14		wolfking	1669	807	14
Jstevens269	1700	810	13		SoylentGreen	1655	808	13		Camo123	1675	806	13
Honey Badger	1618	802	12		Johnny Cash	1657	796	12		Haaster Blasters	1632	804	12
mintotheimmortal	1682	800	11		StuDogg101	1656	793	11		Rabbits21	1660	803	11
Cantbeatwinners	1603	788	10		Finger Puppet Mafia	1613	788	10		Chucky	1616	799	10
Mulvy	1692	782	9		Trajan	1629	786	9		Chewie	1637	797	9
AL	1667	776	8		BBowler	1674	780	8		Panthers Suck	1624	797	9
Fraser	1648	774	7		Orso	1642	776	7		Moanaman	1577	789	7
Bugsy	1616	762	6		TheRookie101	1661	776	7		Shady2K	1573	779	6
Cookie Monster	1604	756	5		Pain	1698	770	5		filthridden	1692	771	5
Case	1636	745	4		dcdavo	1624	744	4		andydufresne	1583	768	4
13CokeHeads	1519	744	3		Hamstar101	1557	741	3		Hatsy28	1608	765	3
Weiland	1632	704	2		WT2K	1540	739	2		Jele	1634	739	2
bunter	1464	692	1		RandomSil	1509	688	1		The Pascoe Fiasco	1418	730	1
League 4					League 5					League 6
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
DarkKnight	1750	857	20		Taggers	1723	838	20		Olly	1639	827	20
Cool Runnings	1708	836	15		King Assassin	1651	801	15		MayorofAlburquerque	1732	806	15
TheWeapon	1689	817	14		Pookus McFly	1781	798	14		The Bludger#2	1661	799	14
standard-issue	1736	795	13		Deuces	1664	786	13		No Worries	1585	794	13
Regulator	1674	792	12		jackorot23	1654	781	12		MONACO	1674	787	12
White Lightning	1563	785	11		FalconSloth	1637	772	11		mrbrownstone	1674	780	11
rectangle	1641	784	10		Oz Sport Mad	1685	770	10		rjconner	1710	780	11
code delta	1568	778	9		Jason Punching	1582	767	9		B/L	1541	775	9
Pacey's Best	1610	776	8		SeattleSupersonics	1635	758	8		my tv broke	1580	775	9
Bethany_B	1467	767	7		Milchcow	1594	757	7		Tookey	1551	764	7
L-Jimmy	1582	765	6		Phantomx	1608	756	6		danseels1985	1644	762	6
Jumping Marlin	1697	762	5		Bigcat	1595	747	5		Aardvark	1544	752	5
Goodnight Kiwi	1614	759	4		ytsb	1550	735	4		bigbruno	1633	751	4
sajjos	1628	757	3		manlybeaver	1501	733	3		Papadontbleach	1518	748	3
Soap	1549	747	2		hkweves	1517	723	2		SandroTilocca	1582	740	2
GoingNuts	1649	728	1		Enchanted Glossy Flamingo	1441	681	1		Dttragic2016	1442	722	1
League 7					League 8					League 9
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
Monty_Burns	1780	834	20		Spuddies	1667	831	20		Antipodean1	1601	816	20
Ando	1784	832	15		Blindside	1720	819	15		sgdragons10	1553	810	15
badbetter	1587	816	14		ice_berg86	1679	814	14		BCT05	1745	809	14
Bullbender	1594	804	13		Liverpool_Bulldog	1597	800	13		BaysideBrothers	1608	804	13
Talfal	1654	790	12		KueStars	1597	798	12		Blackwinx	1679	786	12
rhinoceroo	1645	787	11		ShadowSabre	1587	781	11		danaconda86	1639	772	11
Mulvy	1692	782	10		Krump	1681	779	10		filthridden	1692	771	10
Teeth Eater	1602	782	10		SaveTheCheerleader	1526	769	9		Revraiser	1639	765	9
pm888	1622	769	8		Billsill	1604	762	8		Welshy	1618	754	8
Reklaw	1559	768	7		Snatchpato	1539	759	7		The Goat Boys	1539	753	7
multiple.scoregasms	1593	765	6		User Name	1528	750	6		VERTiiGO	1644	745	6
Imverybad	1634	751	5		zzpeterbro	1546	740	5		Alfie	1583	720	5
Joey Superior	1641	748	4		therupsta	1597	737	4		Elk Guard	1553	710	4
Stuffness	1556	718	3		robelgordo	1557	718	3		Finch	1540	710	4
spike27	1469	714	2		RandomSil	1509	688	2		Archer	1398	639	2
Khany	1378	668	1		arakaan	1447	670	1		hadeswolf	1322	611	1
League 10					League 11					League 12
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
Kelvraps	1655	856	20		mewingwang	1736	844	20		UKJC	1772	866	20
Cap'n Ranta	1725	834	15		Secret Journey	1631	838	15		Chicken Attack	1611	834	15
Holy Moly	1736	825	14		GarethEllisismyDad	1567	830	14		Dolamite	1731	832	14
dobbo	1736	818	13		Spetsniaz	1697	820	13		trenzil	1746	809	13
Lchy	1689	808	12		toast	1640	788	12		Doggiezbrah	1700	805	12
Pubnation	1617	799	11		precursor	1623	767	11		Boozecluez	1617	804	11
standard-issue	1736	795	10		sbr202	1616	767	11		Scouter	1578	795	10
Stufishing	1644	793	9		tfozzy	1667	767	11		No Worries	1585	794	9
Juggernauts	1706	786	8		t43597	1548	764	8		ynot	1732	791	8
Diggity	1725	761	7		Milchcow	1594	757	7		outbak	1694	782	7
Grouse	1564	744	6		Drifterspence	1513	755	6		KevH	1691	773	6
junc	1500	736	5		ForanAgainst	1461	740	5		StormTrooper96	1510	767	5
mattnz	1563	728	4		lukeayee	1548	707	4		Txm3rr	1473	758	4
muselibar	1548	719	3		poisoncup	1611	701	3		Clack Bocks	1589	734	3
luckynumber8	1516	708	2		MF	1462	696	2		Donkeyyyyyy	1536	697	2
Cake Tiger	1434	632	1		The Dolphin Conspiracies	1506	679	1		vicchaos	1440	629	1
League 13
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
SilverBackMonster	1701	818	20
sportz	1667	815	15
EvenSteeden	1658	812	14
Tall_man	1630	808	13
Daedalus	1667	805	12
JJ	1660	803	11
Neillo	1721	803	11
SamBarrier	1653	802	9
Daveboy	1692	788	8
Mulvy	1692	782	7
the_great_wobbler	1613	772	6
The Airlie Birds	1586	762	5
Speedball Deluxe	1602	743	4
hymenbustas	1635	740	3
Cannon Ball	1611	724	2
Bazoots	1580	716	1

Now for your Fantasy Fantasy results:

I got a bit bored with the look of the old tables; so boom, cop this nauseating visual assault  
There will be a differant colour scheme each week. Can you work out what the theme is?

Snatchpato wrote:Talfal, Holy Moly, Papa, Soylent, Milch, Stu, DK, NQC, AL, SI

You fuckers have completely lost the plot

I couldn’t be arsed researching so I just picked the best looking mofo in each league.

Snatchpato wrote:Talfal, Holy Moly, Papa, Soylent, Milch, Stu, DK, NQC, AL, SI

You fuckers have completely lost the plot

My spreadsheet had you at 2 leagues underpriced. Not as good as the 3 leagues of value that you want for a good fantasy fantasy pick. but down in league-whatever-shit-low-number-you're-in you can't be too picky about which of the dregs you end up in

(apologies to all of the fine upstanding gentleman and ladies also in snatch's league)

Damn man. Up to fuck all so far this year

Sorry to those who picked me.... Charge to the top has started.... (promise)

Wow, I managed to drop another spot. There were only two more to drop. I'm coming for you, SI.

But for now, thank you, SI, for being even worse at this than I... for this week, at least.

My problem seems to be a lot of mid-rangers (including myself) but no outright guns. Couple of failed cows aren't helping the cause either. Particularly Dolphin, who appears to be a lot better at this game than he is at Fantasy.

PS. Love your work, Cookie, but just looking at the L7 results and they're a bit jumbled, I think? Not sure if the rankings are correct and the numbers just jumbled, but Monty, Joey and Khany scores seem out of place.

This MTB bloke is the Dave Fifita of this comp. Just not performing as advertised, can someone please give him more ball, I expect 20 every week!