Fantasy Fantasy 2024

From about 15 you would want to be on the BL charge.

B/L wrote:From about 15 you would want to be on the BL charge.

Why not just start well for once

WT Winfield wrote:

Yeah but you'd still make the Rabbits 11, so that's all that matters.

Or was it 9? Can't remember now..

Can confirm it was not 11 and tbh that’s the best solo decision @rabbits has made in a while

Obbeats wrote:How come Booze is in L10?

Doesn't matter how good you are at the game , we're serious about league cut-off dates.

Milchcow wrote:

Doesn't matter how good you are at the game , we're serious about league cut-off dates.

Now I can't justify picking myself.

Round 1 Results


The results for each of our head to head Leagues are below, and they don't make for pretty reading. It looks like those Vegas injuries cost almost everyone on here a good start to the year. Hopefully we all get a bounce back in Round 2


Quality control time: If you see a mistake with your (or someone else's) Round score, please let me know

League 1				League 2				League 3
User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score
rhinoceroo	756	20		awanamafia	753	20		Honey Badger	796	20
my tv broke	748	15		precursor	749	15		Cookie Monster	739	15
easytiger	742	14		Welsh Mafia	741	14		Papadontbleach	729	14
Aardvark	731	13		Lemmy KGB	729	13		KueStars	720	13
Ando	720	12		ytsb	714	12		Case	711	12
andydufresne	712	11		GreenSchist	712	11		Rabbits21	709	11
Hamstar101	707	10		Bullbender	705	10		danseels1985	707	10
BCT05	702	9		DarkKnight	705	10		outbak	704	9
Robertneville	702	9		Olly	701	8		Chewie	703	8
Enchanted Glossy Flamingo	696	7		wolfking	698	7		ShadowSabre	701	7
Cool Runnings	694	6		Welshy	694	6		Fraser	699	6
The Goat Boys	694	6		MayorofAlburquerque	682	5		Jele	692	5
UKJC	693	4		Shady2K	675	4		ForanAgainst	676	4
robelgordo	684	3		the_great_wobbler	669	3		Bigcat	673	3
Mulvy	683	2		WT Winfield	668	2		rectangle	664	2
Milchcow	669	1		Bugsy	658	1		Snatchpato	661	1
League 4				League 5				League 6
User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score
easytiger	742	20		manlybeaver	758	20		standard-issue	739	20
AL	720	15		Monty_Burns	743	15		Oz Sport Mad	730	15
Cantbeatwinners	716	14		Soap	728	14		Pacey's Best	723	14
Imverybad	714	13		Blindside	722	13		mickspicks	721	13
BigNinesFan	708	12		SamBarrier	717	12		Blackwinx	716	12
Krump	707	11		Pookus McFly	711	11		ynot	714	11
Panthers Suck	707	11		SoylentGreen	709	10		Jason Punching	707	10
The Airlie Birds	704	9		Regulator	705	9		Genderbender	702	9
Chucky	697	8		hkweves	704	8		Teeth Eater	701	8
SandroTilocca	697	8		FaringdonSwirl	695	7		filthridden	694	7
RandomSil	693	6		Jumping Marlin	692	6		Scoopadifuego	694	7
MONACO	692	5		Camo123	688	5		Talfal	694	7
thelastdodo	683	4		Honeysett	681	4		TheWeapon	682	4
mintotheimmortal	672	3		Reklaw	674	3		Donkeyyyyyy	673	3
VERTiiGO	649	2		Milchcow	669	2		Milchcow	669	2
Dttragic2016	623	1		Daedalus	664	1		Bethany_B	653	1
League 7				League 8				League 9
User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score
easytiger	742	20		Revraiser	766	20		arakaan	759	20
Fortitude	739	15		L-Jimmy	737	15		Cookie Monster	739	15
Neillo	736	14		Finch	735	14		quicksand	738	14
mattnz	713	13		Eaglestar	728	13		Daveboy	726	13
Cannon Ball	712	12		Goodnight Kiwi	723	12		spike27	723	12
The Bludger#2	706	11		StuDogg101	721	11		Khany	721	11
Tigs	695	10		Secret Journey	719	10		Rabbit	721	11
Diggity	689	9		code delta	697	9		badbetter	717	9
multiple.scoregasms	686	8		Trajan	693	8		therupsta	713	8
13CokeHeads	684	7		Grouse	688	7		Alfie	711	7
User Name	682	6		Tookey	686	6		hj1991	697	6
B/L	679	5		Mulvy	683	5		The Pascoe Fiasco	694	5
White Lightning	678	4		Rooster Booster	661	4		Aardvark Ratnick	692	4
Weiland	669	3		tfozzy	656	3		BBowler	691	3
NQcrushers	666	2		Cake Tiger	636	2		Clack Bocks	687	2
Archer	635	1		Holy Moly	578	1		The Dolphin Conspiracies	615	1
League 10				League 11
User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Round Score	Ranked Score
THEGAME	758	20		Loomer	787	20
No Worries	754	15		kalynponga	735	15
biguceman	743	14		Whall15	729	14
Cookie Monster	739	13		luckynumber8	725	13
CorruptSquid	739	13		Jstevens269	721	12
lk22	724	11		BroncosSabres	708	11
Rotinaj	715	10		Itsouryear	708	11
Shumway	715	10		EvenSteeden	705	9
SaveTheCheerleader	714	8		King Assassin	705	9
muselibar	706	7		Blink.	693	7
OB	691	6		Bazoots	688	6
Boozecluez	677	5		Finger Puppet Mafia	687	5
BaldShitTruck	670	4		Mulvy	683	4
sajjos	667	3		jackorot23	682	3
mrbrownstone	660	2		Panic! At Tedesco	674	2
kamikamicameleons	645	1		Elk Guard	665	1

Now for your actual results; Again, if you see any errors in selections or scores please let me know


A fairly large spread in scores to start this year, with the first placed team almost doubling the score of the team in last. It's still early days though, so there is plenty of opportunity for your selections to go big
Congratulations to Aardvark Ratnick who has a handy 12 point lead at the top. Welshy, Jele, ET, and BCT also off to a good start
Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, what has Camo done to piss the fantasy gods off

This is a pleasant surprise indeed

I can't believe 2 people backed me in as a WC. Sorry for you loss (of points) this week. Will bounce back (maybe).

Yay. I'm not last. Though I shouldn't have picked myself. Can't help it.

robelgordo wrote:I can't believe 2 people backed me in as a WC. Sorry for you loss (of points) this week. Will bounce back (maybe).

You look like you were a better choice than that Mulvy fella.
I know he likes to get the 2 points, but this was taking it to an extreme

Cookie Monster wrote:Round 1 Results

A fairly large spread in scores to start this year, with the first placed team almost doubling the score of the team in last. It's still early days though, so there is plenty of opportunity for your selections to go big
Congratulations to Aardvark Ratnick who has a handy 12 point lead at the top. Welshy, Jele, ET, and BCT also off to a good start
Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, what has Camo done to piss the fantasy gods off  

You mean this year I might actually beat Camo for the first time?

MattNZ has passed on the injury curse to the rest of my selections

Camo123 wrote:MattNZ has passed on the injury curse to the rest of my selections

Matt was your best player this week too - rubbing salt

Round 2 Results


Scores were a bit better for most people this week.....................not everyone though

Again, I'll ask you to do a bit of quality control for me. If you see any mistakes with your scores, or anyone else's, please let me know

League 1					League 2					League 3
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
Enchanted Glossy Flamingo	1577	881	20		WT Winfield	1509	841	20		Case	1558	847	20
BCT05	1573	871	15		Lemmy KGB	1549	820	15		outbak	1549	845	15
Milchcow	1518	849	14		MayorofAlburquerque	1500	818	14		Chewie	1531	828	14
Hamstar101	1544	837	13		Bullbender	1522	817	13		rectangle	1491	827	13
andydufresne	1542	830	12		Welshy	1510	816	12		Bigcat	1475	802	12
The Goat Boys	1512	818	11		the_great_wobbler	1483	814	11		danseels1985	1503	796	11
my tv broke	1557	809	10		awanamafia	1562	809	10		ShadowSabre	1483	782	10
Robertneville	1511	809	10		Olly	1507	806	9		Honey Badger	1576	780	9
Ando	1520	800	8		Welsh Mafia	1539	798	8		Fraser	1466	767	8
Aardvark	1519	788	7		GreenSchist	1508	796	7		Snatchpato	1427	766	7
easytiger	1529	787	6		ytsb	1507	793	6		Rabbits21	1469	760	6
robelgordo	1459	775	5		DarkKnight	1495	790	5		KueStars	1470	750	5
Cool Runnings	1458	764	4		precursor	1539	790	5		Jele	1434	742	4
UKJC	1457	764	4		Shady2K	1444	769	3		Papadontbleach	1462	733	3
rhinoceroo	1509	753	2		wolfking	1462	764	2		Cookie Monster	1468	729	2
Mulvy	1428	745	1		Bugsy	1420	762	1		ForanAgainst	1399	723	1
League 4					League 5					League 6
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
Chucky	1520	823	20		Milchcow	1518	849	20		TheWeapon	1532	850	20
thelastdodo	1497	814	15		SamBarrier	1543	826	15		Milchcow	1518	849	15
BigNinesFan	1518	810	14		Blindside	1546	824	14		ynot	1561	847	14
The Airlie Birds	1510	806	13		Reklaw	1497	823	13		Teeth Eater	1537	836	13
Panthers Suck	1494	787	12		manlybeaver	1567	809	12		mickspicks	1538	817	12
easytiger	1529	787	12		Camo123	1487	799	11		Talfal	1509	815	11
AL	1507	787	12		Honeysett	1473	792	10		Blackwinx	1521	805	10
Krump	1492	785	9		hkweves	1494	790	9		Oz Sport Mad	1532	802	9
MONACO	1473	781	8		Regulator	1495	790	9		Bethany_B	1451	798	8
RandomSil	1467	774	7		SoylentGreen	1493	784	7		standard-issue	1523	784	7
SandroTilocca	1469	772	6		Pookus McFly	1494	783	6		Scoopadifuego	1477	783	6
Dttragic2016	1394	771	5		Soap	1506	778	5		filthridden	1476	782	5
VERTiiGO	1394	745	4		Monty_Burns	1502	759	4		Genderbender	1484	782	5
Imverybad	1459	745	4		Jumping Marlin	1435	743	3		Donkeyyyyyy	1448	775	3
Cantbeatwinners	1460	744	2		FaringdonSwirl	1431	736	2		Jason Punching	1474	767	2
mintotheimmortal	1413	741	1		Daedalus	1360	696	1		Pacey's Best	1454	731	1
League 7					League 8					League 9
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
Neillo	1565	829	20		Revraiser	1671	905	20		Rabbit	1595	874	20
User Name	1502	820	15		tfozzy	1532	876	15		badbetter	1563	846	15
NQcrushers	1483	817	14		Rooster Booster	1524	863	14		BBowler	1518	827	14
Weiland	1483	814	13		Secret Journey	1576	857	13		quicksand	1565	827	14
Fortitude	1552	813	12		Grouse	1522	834	12		The Pascoe Fiasco	1505	811	12
Diggity	1500	811	11		Eaglestar	1559	831	11		The Dolphin Conspiracies	1424	809	11
Archer	1445	810	10		Holy Moly	1406	828	10		Clack Bocks	1485	798	10
The Bludger#2	1515	809	9		Goodnight Kiwi	1538	815	9		arakaan	1550	791	9
Tigs	1490	795	8		Cake Tiger	1446	810	8		spike27	1512	789	8
easytiger	1529	787	7		code delta	1503	806	7		therupsta	1502	789	8
White Lightning	1461	783	6		Tookey	1491	805	6		hj1991	1476	779	6
multiple.scoregasms	1456	770	5		L-Jimmy	1540	803	5		Khany	1486	765	5
Cannon Ball	1476	764	4		Finch	1523	788	4		Aardvark Ratnick	1451	759	4
B/L	1441	762	3		StuDogg101	1481	760	3		Daveboy	1461	735	3
13CokeHeads	1442	758	2		Mulvy	1428	745	2		Cookie Monster	1468	729	2
mattnz	1360	647	1		Trajan	1436	743	1		Alfie	1438	727	1
League 10					League 11
User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score		User Name	Overall Score	Round Score	Ranked Score
Boozecluez	1567	890	20		Itsouryear	1540	832	20
biguceman	1605	862	15		Whall15	1555	826	15
BaldShitTruck	1527	857	14		Blink.	1518	825	14
CorruptSquid	1578	839	13		kalynponga	1540	805	13
THEGAME	1593	835	12		King Assassin	1497	792	12
sajjos	1501	834	11		Bazoots	1477	789	11
muselibar	1509	803	10		luckynumber8	1509	784	10
lk22	1507	783	9		Elk Guard	1443	778	9
Rotinaj	1496	781	8		jackorot23	1455	773	8
Shumway	1486	771	7		Jstevens269	1489	768	7
kamikamicameleons	1406	761	6		Loomer	1546	759	6
No Worries	1514	760	5		BroncosSabres	1456	748	5
Obbeats	1450	759	4		Mulvy	1428	745	4
SaveTheCheerleader	1467	753	3		EvenSteeden	1443	738	3
Cookie Monster	1468	729	2		Finger Puppet Mafia	1412	725	2
mrbrownstone	1384	724	1		Panic! At Tedesco	1397	723	1

Now, on to your results for this round:

Last weeks leader, Aardvadk Ratnick, drops down to second spot to make way for forum good guy Jele, who picked up the highest score for the round
Elsewhere in the table there were some massive gains, in particular for whall15 and the Dolphin who both rose over 10 places

Sorry lads

2nd last to middle of the pack

Ah yes, plummeting like a cannonball in FF. Good to see nothing's changed.

In conclusion:

Fuck you Rhino
Fuck you Wolfy
Fuck you Snatch
Fuck you Finch

Fuck you Snatch?

FUCK

I also had the privilege of my FF team crashing hard;
With this impressive collection of sub 5-point scorers (including three 1 pointers);
Rhino, DK, Monty Burns, Pacey, Trajan, Aardvark Ratnick, Mulvy

Such a quality collection of fantasy players that the only conclusion I can draw is that if you excelled this week then you're not doing it right