HomeDip wrote:
1000 adults and 16000 kids probably.
what can I say, its a family friendly environment
Welshy are you coming down under ??
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what can I say, its a family friendly environment
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Pieman wrote:
what can I say, its a family friendly environment
Plus we don't count two heads as double attendance.
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Pieman wrote:
what can I say, its a family friendly environment
A Centrelink auditor goes to a house in Newcastle to check on a family tax benefit payment claim. He gets to the door and knocks and he's a whole lot of kids screaming inside. A little child opens the door and he asked him if he can see his mum. The little kid takes him inside to where his mother is preparing dinner.
The mother says hang on, I'll just try to organise the kids. She then shouts out Jaden I want you in the bath. Jaden you need to do your homework, and Jaden I want you to help your little brother Jaden run the bath. Jaden I want you to set the table, and Jaden you can unset the dishwasher. Jaden I also need you to make sure that you're dressed before we go up to cricket practice.
The auditor is confused when he sees all the different kids doing different jobs and asked the lady how many children she had and what were their names.
The mother replies I have six. Jaden is 4, then there is Jaden he's 6, Jaden who seven, Jaden who is nine, Jaden who's 11, and the oldest is Jaden, and he's 13.
The auditor is confused, and says that's unusual that they are all called the same name. I can see how it be helpful if you're out in public and you just want them all to come to you but what do you do if you only want one specific child?
That's easy says the mum. I just use their surname.
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Pieman wrote:
I buy kids tickets to every league/union game I go to.
They are fucking 1/3 of the price and all u do is scan ur ticket on the way through the same as everyone else.
Been doing it for like 10 years now.
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Dip wrote:
A Centrelink auditor goes to a house in Newcastle to check on a family tax benefit payment claim. He gets to the door and knocks and he's a whole lot of kids screaming inside. A little child opens the door and he asked him if he can see his mum. The little kid takes him inside to where his mother is preparing dinner.
The mother says hang on, I'll just try to organise the kids. She then shouts out Jaden I want you in the bath. Jaden you need to do your homework, and Jaden I want you to help your little brother Jaden run the bath. Jaden I want you to set the table, and Jaden you can unset the dishwasher. Jaden I also need you to make sure that you're dressed before we go up to cricket practice.
The auditor is confused when he sees all the different kids doing different jobs and asked the lady how many children she had and what were their names.
The mother replies I have six. Jaden is 4, then there is Jaden he's 6, Jaden who seven, Jaden who is nine, Jaden who's 11, and the oldest is Jaden, and he's 13.
The auditor is confused, and says that's unusual that they are all called the same name. I can see how it be helpful if you're out in public and you just want them all to come to you but what do you do if you only want one specific child?
That's easy says the mum. I just use their surname.
haha not bad
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No Worries wrote:
Yeah it does help when im Luring kids into the footy. Newcastle games are great in particular, because the kids are all asleep by half time, then I can have my way with them then leave early to miss the traffic
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Pieman wrote:No Worries wrote:
Yeah it does help when im Luring kids into the footy. Newcastle games are great in particular, because the kids are all asleep by half time, then I can have my way with them then leave early to miss the traffic
Take them with ya, saves going back next week.
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Genuinely working on this as a family holiday guys