NRL Fantasy 2022 Part 13 - Rolled Coates

Revraiser wrote:What time does the shitnposting start today ?

Topics for shit posting

How many points would Cleary average wearing sandals?
Why aren’t kicks at goal taken at halftime and full time to keep the game flowing?
Which nrl player is most like each subway sandwich?

Grant - 61 + JKing - 50 = 111
What are the chances Lolo & Fermor combine for that score?
How many points differential is saving 2 trades worth?

Is this the definition of a shitpost? 

Only just caught up on this whole Beveridge v Morris thing... anyone have a script (or highlighted version) of what this Morris bloke did to get stood down?

StormTrooper96 wrote:

What's the wager?

Is it both games.

If it is, the smart money is on Jack Bird.

Erin Clark has played the Warriors twice since joining the Titans and both times it's been off the bench for fewer than 30mins. This may seem to have little relevance when he is now a starting hooker playing twice that many minutes but we we average his PPM for those two games and times that by his expected minutes (roughly 60) and then take a small percentage away for fatigue then we can confidentally assume he will score roughly 18-58 points.

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

Topics for shit posting

How many points would Cleary average wearing sandals?
Why aren’t kicks at goal taken at halftime and full time to keep the game flowing?
Which nrl player is most like each subway sandwich?

Wow, running sandals exist! That's brilliantly stupid. He'll still slide a bunch, maybe 18 points

Because Doggies fans would lose count and we'd have to break out the crayons to help them with the maths.

Jarohme Hughes is like a meatball sub with olives, mustard and jalapenos. Because it shouldn't work wiht that weirdly large head and little legs, but totally rocks.

StormTrooper96 wrote:

That is some fine wizardry! Is this some kind reference to bringing in Leniu in that nothing changes, it’s just the same shit on repeat?

StormTrooper96 wrote:Only just caught up on this whole Beveridge v Morris thing... anyone have a script (or highlighted version) of what this Morris bloke did to get stood down?

One quote was something like "I'm not black, asian, gay or a woman so don't treat me like shit"
The other was rating Megan Barnard's looks in a pretty misogynistic way and calling her a lesbian and using a derogatory term.

Gotta feel for Barnard being dragged into this.

StormTrooper96 wrote:Only just caught up on this whole Beveridge v Morris thing... anyone have a script (or highlighted version) of what this Morris bloke did to get stood down?

Just google Tom Morris audio recording and you will easily find it

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

Topics for shit posting

How many points would Cleary average wearing sandals?
Why aren’t kicks at goal taken at halftime and full time to keep the game flowing?
Which nrl player is most like each subway sandwich?

Is that you, meetballs?

filthridden wrote:

One quote was something like "I'm not black, asian, gay or a woman so don't treat me like shit"
The other was rating Megan Barnard's looks in a pretty misogynistic way and calling her a lesbian and using a derogatory term.

Gotta feel for Barnard being dragged into this.

Yeah ended up finding it. One of my mates, mates, is actually the one that blasted to all the media outlets (he is a very keen Bulldogs, of the AFL kind) supporter.

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

Topics for shit posting

How many points would Cleary average wearing sandals?
Why aren’t kicks at goal taken at halftime and full time to keep the game flowing?
Which nrl player is most like each subway sandwich?

If you had to choose one of your team's starting 13 this weekend who had to play with one arm tied behind their back who would it be and why?

Megan barnard has a high BE, I thought beveridge was something you drink and all 3 Morris left the nrl last year

I am having a steak and cheese pie today, with sauce from the fridge
It is sunny but thunderstorms later so unsure when Tedesco packs his boots if they will be short or long studs
Tonight we will get a new banner, or will we

filthridden wrote:

If you had to choose one of your team's starting 13 this weekend who had to play with one arm tied behind their back who would it be and why?

Mulitalo as he only needs one hand to put the ball down over the tryline

Tonight the Roosters forwards will all get their predicted minutes and Fletcher Baker will score 60 in mostly base off the bench. Turbo will only notch 2 TBs but will score 76 as he scores 2 tries and sets up 2

Revraiser wrote:

There is the encouragement post, have at it !

Larry David was busy you’re so just going to have to settle like I have with Clifford