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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Disruptive Trolling on Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:34 pm

    @Pain wrote:
    I doubt Jarryd's Mum will be there

    Funny guy.

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Random on Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:24 pm

    http://imgur.com/gallery/2TlFpEY

    Saw this, reminded me of SI.

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Honeysett on Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:37 am

    @Random wrote:http://imgur.com/gallery/2TlFpEY

    Saw this, reminded me of SI.

    Only when I'm completely cooked do I sit down to pee and even then I take like 30 minutes

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by SI on Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:17 pm

    Found this hilarious, bloke tries to shoot cop from behind at pretty much point blank and misses, after fumbling through trying to load it.  Looks like the cop then proceeds to continue writing the ticket out  Shocked

    http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/01/21/12/34/clumsy-shooter-narrowly-misses-cop

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by dasherhalo on Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:43 am

    Hard ass.

    I can only imagine if the guy in the car was giving the cop a hard time before that, he probably shut up pretty quick afterwards.

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by No Worries on Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 am

    Why isn't Voltswagen spelt with an O ?

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by SI on Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:30 pm

    Your Name wrote:Why isn't Voltswagen spelt with an O ?
    As a grammar nazi I am confused with the entire spelling here.

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Milchcow on Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:53 pm


    You guys do realise Volkswagen is a Germon company right?

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by No Worries on Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:27 pm

    @Milchcow wrote:
    You guys do realise Volkswagen is a Germon company right?

    I'm watching women's tennis and Sharapova is playing. I have the urge to give you a dirty disco ball Milchy.

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by No Worries on Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:20 pm

    By now everybody has probably seen the viral video of the aussie guys foiling a robbery by taking the keys to the car

    If you haven't seen the interview they did this morning, this could very well be the best 6 minutes of your day.

    Watch it till the end, What was the name of that fishing team again ? Could be the new fantasy team name.


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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Random on Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:17 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKM0P9gWx7k

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Pain on Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:30 pm

    I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

    I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

    Anyone ever seen anything like this?

    Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Bren on Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:47 pm

    @Pain wrote:I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

    I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

    Anyone ever seen anything like this?

    Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

    Was it Chase Stanley?

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by SI on Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:50 pm

    @Bren wrote:
    @Pain wrote:I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

    I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

    Anyone ever seen anything like this?

    Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

    Was it Chase Stanley?

    Oh dear... Lol

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Honeysett on Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:55 pm

    @Pain wrote:I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

    I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

    Anyone ever seen anything like this?

    Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

    those whistles are the fucking best

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Krump on Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:50 am

    @Honeysett wrote:

    those whistles are the fucking best
    Love them but they're meant to be really bad for you.

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Milchcow on Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:34 am

    My daughter wants to use some emoticons. Figured this is the appropiate thread

    queen flower Coffee In Love Circle Jerk affraid bounce king Beating Heart Bang

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Krump on Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:44 am

    @Milchcow wrote:My daughter wants to use some emoticons. Figured this is the appropiate thread

    queen flower Coffee In Love Circle Jerk affraid bounce king Beating Heart Bang
    Hi there Milchcalf don't forget to ask dad what the fap picture means Very Happy

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by SI on Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:19 am

    @Krump wrote:
    @Milchcow wrote:My daughter wants to use some emoticons. Figured this is the appropiate thread

    queen flower Coffee In Love Circle Jerk affraid bounce king Beating Heart Bang
    Hi there Milchcalf don't forget to ask dad what the fap picture means Very Happy

    This is worthy of both lol1 and lol2, and rather apt with the original post as well:   lol!  Lol

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    Re: The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

    Post by Milchcow on Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:17 am

    Hey, "happy spinning man" is a perfectly above board kind of guy.  Circle Jerk

    She did ask me what "F - A = P " spelt. Good times.

    At least she didn't notice the auto-fellating dog (which for some reason is called : laugh : )

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