2016 NRL.com Fantasy thread part 36

Pookus McFly wrote:

It takes the right kind of gal to let you perform a sneaky Hurrell on her, I can assure you.
And if she lets you go the full Hurrelcane, marry her.

That's not the sort of girl you marry.

Krump wrote:


Cheers for the tip Rooster, if your not senile it works a treat

No worries Krump, I just stumbled upon it in the last few days and thought I should share it as I was getting sick of the Telegraph not letting me read the stories I wanted to read unless I subscribed, especially the Supercoach ones.

Previously there was a limit on how many stories you could read, so I would just sign up with another email address until my limits ran out.

By the way I'm up against you in League 1, just wondering how many trades you made this week as we are both struggling to rack up some wins in this bloody tough league, so I bet you're sweating on Gordon playing tonight.

I've got you by 105 at the moment with Capt. Semi and Gutherson to come, up against your Norman, Ma'u, Gordon and Gutherson as well.

Also we picked up Jahrome Hughes, so lets hope Thurston or Morgan get rested in the next few games so we can turn him into a real Cash Cow.

Let's Go Semi !

B/L wrote:Ive gone up 1000 spots this weekend but dropped 10 spots on the forum overall league.

The fanatics must be charging up the ladder.

I have 5 players tonight though so should move back into the top 1500.

There will be a few H2H players with high overall positions in ladder freefall over the next few weeks as they'll be doing zero bye planning.

Most people in the fanatics league will be overall players and thus should see some rank rising.

I've climbed 2000 spots so far this week. Still have Mataora, Feeney + Gutherson to come, although no Ma'u/Radradra/Gordon means I might drop a bit by the end of the night.

Pookus McFly wrote:

It takes the right kind of gal to let you perform a sneaky Hurrell on her, I can assure you.
And if she lets you go the full Hurrelcane, marry her.

You guys have it all wrong.

A sneaky Hurrell is when you date a chick and act like you're marriage material for 2 years then shit all over her and take the next flight to the Gold Coast.

The Hurrellcane is when you get ripped and turn yourself into a top sportsmen at the start of a relationship then take a three month holiday in which time you scoff as much KFC as you can then come back and see if she still wants you.

"Man, that chick you've been dating is a glamour, is she the real deal?"
"Dunno mate, might have to Hurrellcane her to see if she's committed enough."

Rooster Booster wrote:

No worries Krump, I just stumbled upon it in the last few days and thought I should share it as I was getting sick of the Telegraph not letting me read the stories I wanted to read unless I subscribed, especially the Supercoach ones.

Previously there was a limit on how many stories you could read, so I would just sign up with another email address until my limits ran out.

By the way I'm up against you in League 1, just wondering how many trades you made this week as we are both struggling to rack up some wins in this bloody tough league, so I bet you're sweating on Gordon playing tonight.

I've got you by 105 at the moment with Capt. Semi and Gutherson to come, up against your Norman, Ma'u, Gordon and Gutherson as well.

Also we picked up Jahrome Hughes, so lets hope Thurston or Morgan get rested in the next few games so we can turn him into a real Cash Cow.

Let's Go Semi !

Wow mate, your in for a big one. I'm hoping to make it to about 620 after making 3 trades. What was your rank before this week?

filthridden wrote:The Hurrellcane is when you get ripped and turn yourself into a top sportsmen at the start of a relationship then take a three month holiday in which time you scoff as much KFC as you can then come back and see if she still wants you.

"Man, that chick you've been dating is a glamour, is she the real deal?"
"Dunno mate, might have to Hurrellcane her to see if she's committed enough."

I really feel like KFC now too.

Raiders v Bulldogs changes:

Holland with a +8? Noice.

Krump wrote:
That's not the sort of girl you marry.

You marry the one whose ass is so firm it could crack a nutshell.

Bren wrote:
You marry the one whose ass is so firm it could crack a nutshell.

are we talking a pistachio or a walnut?

filthridden wrote:

are we talking a pistachio or a walnut?

Yummy mummies

filthridden wrote:"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have standards."

She mustnt have very big standards if she settles for a 6 inch, this isnt like ordering lunch at Subway.

Krump wrote:
Wow mate, your in for a big one. I'm hoping to make it to about 620 after making 3 trades. What was your rank before this week?

Hasn't been a great year after a terrible start, just don't have the time to fully concentrate on this anymore due to work, but to answer your question after Round 11 I was 7,406th, now up to 2933rd with Capt. Semi and Gutherson to come, although I will probably drop back a few after tonight as I'm sure many teams have a lot of players playing tonight unless Semi goes off.

After finishing 473rd last year and and 415 in 2014, I'm just trying to get as high as possible, what about yourself, what are your goals for the year?

Bren wrote:
She mustnt have very big standards if she settles for a 6 inch, this isnt like ordering lunch at Subway.

You don't hammer in a nail with a hammer the same size as the nail.