NRL Fantasy 2020 Part 47 - At Least Scott Drinkwater didn't go large again

Goddammit! Im 1k off Moses > Cleary

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

Just a bit of banter you have a completely different posting style

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist. . .

Rabbits21 wrote:Lol whatever helps you guys sleep at night.

You don’t have to believe me but I’m definitely not hattrick

did you go over in the corner for a sneaky 4th?

Quadruple rabbit!

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

An old sportal thread where a poster named TheHatrickRabbit (might secretly be Rabbits21) told a joke about Isaacs, John and Luke, walking into a bar. Might have been the worst joke of all time but won post of the year

It wasn't about them walking into a bar, it was about Ivan Cleary wishing for a good player called Issac and got Issac John instead of Issac Luke? Something like that.

It was a "at no point in your incoherent ramblings did you make any sense. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read what you wrote. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul" kinda vibe.

Just googled what they call four goals/tries and its a "haul". I never knew that.

Moanaman wrote:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled  was convincing the  world he didnt exist. . .

You called?

Hmmmm, Twal update via NRL physio.. might need to sell.
TWAL WATCH: smashing his rehab. Knee brace suggestive of at least grade 2 MCL sprain as suspected. Expected back in 4 weeks https://t.co/QxxibvFfWH

Some of my favourite posts memories from Sportal are as follows:

*nemo's Australian teme including players such as Israel follow, Adam Blair and two kurt gidleys
*Valley's description of raiderdave reading the forum
*zapp brannigan and why he thought Burgess was better than SBW (spoiler it was because he was eating a cheesecake at school and someone said "Sonny Bill!" and shoulder charged him and he dropped it
*numerous other posts from zapp and the other guy whose name I can't remember right now

Verbal Kint wrote:

You called?

Youre not even in the top 10 this year.

Pretender

my tv broke wrote:

Youre not even in the top 10 this year.

Pretender

I'm lucky to be in the top 100. Fuck this season in the eye

WT2K wrote:Hmmmm, Twal update via NRL physio.. might need to sell.
TWAL WATCH: smashing his rehab. Knee brace suggestive of at least grade 2 MCL sprain as suspected. Expected back in 4 weeks https://t.co/QxxibvFfWH

Yikes. Was 3-4 weeks last week, and now it's 4 weeks from now?

Making it hard to hold him with the uncertainty

Loomer wrote:

87 BE 2nd recurrence of calf injury since start of lockdown making me think cut loose

Yeah as they say not to look at a BE for a keeper, but in the event it may happen again, injury... I think im cutting loose.

Shady2K wrote:

Yikes. Was 3-4 weeks last week, and now it's 4 weeks from now?

Making it hard to hold him with the uncertainty

Assuming it's 4 weeks from now. Might be a week or so on return before he's back at 80mins too

filthridden wrote:
*numerous other posts from ... the other guy whose name I can't remember right now

Such memorable moments

my tv broke wrote:

Youre not even in the top 10 this year.

Pretender

He's not even top 10 in the forum league. better e careful or he'll be out of league 1 (you too mr 16th)

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

Valley's description was my favourite post of all time

I have a suspicion nemo, zapp brannigan and meetballs were all the same person, definitely an alt

My impression of sportal was that other than the fantasy thread, most of the forum was just the same 5 guys arguing with themselves though 20 different accounts.