Funny Posts 16/17

Honeysett wrote:Swings and roundabouts for the Broncos, would you prefer prime time so you can earn more money to pay people under the table or would you prefer to have a warped schedule like the rest of us?

Knights were always going to struggle to have a fair draw, we can't have the bye every week.

The really good thing is, Origin Game 2 has Knights V Dragons at Jubilee on the Sunday, which hopefully means we can catch that game as well.

SI wrote:

Welshy wrote:
At a kids party atm fella and too fiddly to use my mobile, will put some scores up when I get in mate, il use Hoare as the 4th reserve

If you substitute "kids" for "swingers" then this sentence suddenly becomes laden with innuendo and puns.

Pookus McFly wrote:Breathe the pressure, Come play fanhub's game, beta tester.
Psycho, fantasy addict, insane.

Archer wrote:

StuDogg101 wrote:

Funny. Funny...too bad we now have less sheep per person than you guys for the first time lol used to be 22sheep:1 now it's 6:1 which is less than Oz.

Just sayin lol

On a more serious note, can't have kids without a woman first haha one step at a time

We have more sheep in aus because we let them breed with EACH OTHER....

Welshy wrote:

Archer wrote:
I'll concede this one. 
Archer: 9987665, Welshy: 1

Predicting the NRL fantasy 2017 final ranking now are you?

wolfking wrote:David Klemmer




Brock Lamb




Jamal Idris




James Tamou

wolfking wrote:

I think it's just to give Voss, Gaz and those other dickheads something to whinge about and fill up their bullshit made up shows that go round and round in circles.

Pookus McFly wrote:

Mate, that's why they call it NRL 360!

code delta wrote:
As I catch up with things here I'm wondering why you Tigers fans aren't into page 51 parties???

Milchcow wrote:We have our page 51 parties on the threads of other teams. Its where our party budget is allocated

Boozecluez wrote:'Twas the night before Team List Tuesday, when all through the house
Not a league fan was stirring, not even a mouse
The lists were all brainstormed and researched with care,
In hopes that Mitchell Pearce, would be laying off the beer

The fanatics were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of 51 parties still stuck in their head
And Calculations were done to stay under the cap,
Looking at figures, no time to fap

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.

Too see a large Wookie, a panda, a rabbit
A broken tv even SI dang nabbit
So what else to do on such a glorius night
But to remake my team and get ready to fight

Fortitude wrote:Fantasy question for Random

If you had to chose between Jono wright, Lee and Ayshford for your final spot in the 17 on the Wing.

Would you:

A) give up on life

or

B) Chose both Lee and Ayshford because two wrongs make a Wright?

itsJay wrote:Of course Bryce Cartwright is going to play this weekend. He never pulls out

Milchcow wrote:
OK, there is a certain practise that needs to stop.

Surgess, Gurgess, Turgess were acceptable.

Its is not a trend that is to be extended to other players.

Paufusi? Dalker!? There is no universe on which these are acceptable ways to refer to players.

Thank you.

Now everyone trade in the new dogs fullback.
Nobody leaves Babbey in the corner.

Dip wrote:Not sure if each indiscretion is worth a new thread and there doesn't seem to be team threads for all team (not surprising given the Roosters have what 14 supporters nationwide).

Anyway, SKD allegedly arrested in a nightclub with some cocaine on him. Might have been out celebrating the Tedesco signing.

Only thing for sure is that if someone passed or kicked it to him, he wouldn't be caught with it.

Spectre wrote:How do I find out what my rank was before this round started?

filthridden wrote:I wrote my rank down before the round started but I can't read it now because all the tears have smudged the ink.

Archer wrote:I've kept quite about origin because I intended to sneak out but now the fucking meeting is late starting and I'm about to strangle someone

Pain wrote:Can you feign diarrhoea?

Or actually push some through for effect?

Spectre wrote:Honeysett the type of bloke to feign injury just to get needled up