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    Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Honeysett on Thu Sep 29, 2016 2:04 pm

    If there is a hilarious post that sticks out, quote it, copy and paste it here. So for the end of year awards for next year we can have a heap to choose from.
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by code delta on Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:15 pm

    Meltdown of year,
    Everything this years softcock winner has done today. To many meltdown post in to many places around the forums to highlight something outstanding. Today should not be forgotten. Rolling Laugh
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by SI on Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:04 am

    Re: 2017 Draw

    @Honeysett wrote:Swings and roundabouts for the Broncos, would you prefer prime time so you can earn more money to pay people under the table or would you prefer to have a warped schedule like the rest of us?

    Knights were always going to struggle to have a fair draw, we can't have the bye every week.

    The really good thing is, Origin Game 2 has Knights V Dragons at Jubilee on the Sunday, which hopefully means we can catch that game as well.

    New post by Dip Today at 4:49 am


    So much hate. Why would we pay people under the table, when we can just use the perfectly legal plethora of 3rd party agreements that sponsors are willing to pay in order to be associated with the brand the Broncos have created?

    And in answer to your question, personally I'd far prefer to have a mixture of Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday matches. Jack Reed is retired, so there is no reason why we can't have day matches anymore. It'd be nice not to have a third of home matches where my wife, primary school kids, and me don't get home after Midnight on Friday morning and have to back up for work or school the next day. It seems the majority of fans feel the same way.
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Random on Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:33 am

    @SI wrote:
    @Welshy wrote:
    At a kids party atm fella and too fiddly to use my mobile, will put some scores up when I get in mate, il use Hoare as the 4th reserve

    If you substitute "kids" for "swingers" then this sentence suddenly becomes laden with innuendo and puns.
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Honeysett on Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:11 pm

    @Pookus McFly wrote:Breathe the pressure, Come play fanhub's game, beta tester.
    Psycho, fantasy addict, insane.
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Random on Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:20 pm

    @Archer wrote:
    @StuDogg101 wrote:

    Funny. Funny...too bad we now have less sheep per person than you guys for the first time lol used to be 22sheep:1 now it's 6:1 which is less than Oz.

    Just sayin Razz lol

    On a more serious note, can't have kids without a woman first haha one step at a time
    We have more sheep in aus because we let them breed with EACH OTHER....
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Random on Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:31 pm

    @Welshy wrote:
    @Archer wrote:
    I'll concede this one. 
    Archer: 9987665, Welshy: 1

    Predicting the NRL fantasy 2017 final ranking now are you?

    I love me them Bants.
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Honeysett on Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:04 pm

    @wolfking wrote:David Klemmer




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    Jamal Idris




    James Tamou

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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by No Worries on Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:56 pm

    @wolfking wrote:

    I think it's just to give Voss, Gaz and those other dickheads something to whinge about and fill up their bullshit made up shows that go round and round in circles.

    @Pookus McFly wrote:

    Mate, that's why they call it NRL 360!

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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Guest on Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:13 pm

    @code delta wrote:
    As I catch up with things here I'm wondering why you Tigers fans aren't into page 51 parties???

    @Milchcow wrote:We have our page 51 parties on the threads of other teams. Its where our party budget is allocated

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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Guest on Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:50 pm

    My nomination for Post of the Year


    @Boozecluez wrote:'Twas the night before Team List Tuesday, when all through the house
    Not a league fan was stirring, not even a mouse
    The lists were all brainstormed and researched with care,
    In hopes that Mitchell Pearce, would be laying off the beer

    The fanatics were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of 51 parties still stuck in their head
    And Calculations were done to stay under the cap,
    Looking at figures, no time to fap

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.

    Too see a large Wookie, a panda, a rabbit
    A broken tv even SI dang nabbit
    So what else to do on such a glorius night
    But to remake my team and get ready to fight
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Random on Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:59 pm

    @Fortitude wrote:Fantasy question for Random

    If you had to chose between Jono wright, Lee and Ayshford for your final spot in the 17 on the Wing.

    Would you:

    A) give up on life

    or

    B) Chose both Lee and Ayshford because two wrongs make a Wright?

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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Guest on Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:50 pm

    @itsJay wrote:Of course Bryce Cartwright is going to play this weekend. He never pulls out
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    Re: Funny Posts 16/17

    Post by Honeysett on Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:17 pm

    @Milchcow wrote:
    OK, there is a certain practise that needs to stop.

    Surgess, Gurgess, Turgess were acceptable.

    Its is not a trend that is to be extended to other players.

    Paufusi? Dalker!? There is no universe on which these are acceptable ways to refer to players.

    Thank you.

    Now everyone trade in the new dogs fullback.
    Nobody leaves Babbey in the corner.

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