2016 NRL.com Fantasy thread part 13

Bren wrote:
Skinny flat white?

Reckon you're the type of guy who'd go for a long black.

SoylentGreen wrote:

Reckon you're the type of guy who'd go for a long black.

I am a long black...

Mearcats wrote:Off to Europe next week though so that'll get me outta here for a bit and then only back for 5-6 weeks before I move back to Aus!

Is sweating of the walls common ?
Why the move away from china ?

Bren wrote:
Skinny flat white?

How do you know what I look like?

Mearcats wrote:Off to Europe next week though so that'll get me outta here for a bit and then only back for 5-6 weeks before I move back to Aus!

Where you heading bud? I'll be over there from April 13th

Loomer wrote:

How do you know what I look like?

Nah I was actually asking if your barista has some junk in the trunk, unless your barista is a bloke then tell him to cut off his cunt antenna and wear jeans that fit.

Bren wrote:
I am a long black...

I was just saying that you seem like the type of straight shooting operator who takes his coffee plain and unpretentious - but feel free to interpret it however you like...

Revraiser wrote:

Is sweating of the walls common ?
Why the move away from china ?

Nah mate, not really. Common in that it happens every year but only for about a week or so around this time.

Moving back to Aus with the wife, she's setting up the Oceania branch of the business. I don't have a lot of things that require me to be here permanently what with the bar running itself (basically) and all, so I'll head back home as well and travel between there and here when need be. Be basing myself out of Ocean Grove or thereabouts in Geelong by the looks of things so easy enough to get back over here every couple of months.

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

Where you heading bud? I'll be over there from April 13th

Leave Thursday for Amsterdam (4 days) then into Germany (6 days) then to London for 9 days or so. The wife is going to visit clients so I thought I'd tag along, always good to do, especially when the company pays for it!

Mearcats wrote:

Leave Thursday for Amsterdam (4 days) then into Germany (6 days) then to London for 9 days or so. The wife is going to visit clients so I thought I'd tag along, always good to do, especially when the company pays for it!

Own up ya off to some commie Eastern Bloc outback station - we are onto you - welcome back mate


Amsterdam hey

Hopefully JFH gets another run this weekend, he needs to start making some cash before he turns into the O'Brien of 2016.

Mearcats wrote:

Nah mate, not really. Common in that it happens every year but only for about a week or so around this time.

Moving back to Aus with the wife, she's setting up the Oceania branch of the business. I don't have a lot of things that require me to be here permanently what with the bar running itself (basically) and all, so I'll head back home as well and travel between there and here when need be. Be basing myself out of Ocean Grove or thereabouts in Geelong by the looks of things so easy enough to get back over here every couple of months.

Ah ok great work. Is your wife a yum cha like mine ?

I love being able to say "my vagina is from china", cracks a few up when said at the appropriate time.

Johnny B Goode wrote:

Joel Thompson and Sharks scored a majority of their points down the right on the Dragons left side defence last week.

Ah yes, thanks JBG

Aardvark Ratnick wrote:

Own up ya off to some commie Eastern Bloc outback station - we are onto you  - welcome back mate


Amsterdam hey

Hahaha, yeah, Amsterdam should be good. I have a cousin that lives over there. So I'll spend a few days with him while she heads to Regen for work then I'll meet her in Munich and go from there.

Coincidently, I've been to eastern Europe before... Certainly wouldn't do half the things that I did back then again. Oh to be young and dumb! Lol.

Mearcats wrote:

Hahaha, yeah, Amsterdam should be good. I have a cousin that lives over there. So I'll spend a few days with him while she heads to Regen for work then I'll meet her in Munich and go from there.

Coincidently, I've been to eastern Europe before... Certainly wouldn't do half the things that I did back then again. Oh to be young and dumb! Lol.

Bring me back some enhanced brownies, please

Revraiser wrote:

Ah ok great work. Is your wife a yum cha like mine ?

I love being able to say "my vagina is from china", cracks a few up when said at the appropriate time.

Hahaha, hilarious, love it! Nah, she was born in the tablelands in FNQ but moved to South Africa around 6yrs old. Was there til she was 12, then to China til 16 then back to Aus to finish school and do uni.

Would defs be stealing that line if she were though, believe me!

Honeysett wrote:

Bring me back some enhanced brownies, please

Right!!! I can't wait for that! Really should be legal worldwide, such a hassle having to travel to Holland for a good brownie.

Mearcats wrote:

Right!!! I can't wait for that! Really should be legal worldwide, such a hassle having to travel to Holland for a good brownie.

My last experience had me massaging a lady friend and I could feel it in my head how nice it felt, then she woke up with bruises on her shoulders from how hard I was doing it (she thought it felt nice at the time) I then could feel gravity pushing me to the ground so I was laying on the new carpet stroking it. Fun night. Was still high the next day, trying not to freak out.

Honeysett wrote:

My last experience had me massaging a lady friend and I could feel it in my head how nice it felt, then she woke up with bruises on her shoulders from how hard I was doing it (she thought it felt nice at the time) I then could feel gravity pushing me to the ground so I was laying on the new carpet stroking it. Fun night. Was still high the next day, trying not to freak out.

Stroking the carpet or "stroking the carpet"

Bren wrote:
Stroking the carpet or "stroking the carpet"

Actual carpet haha, I was way too baked to even think about it