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Did you hear about the guy who invented lifesavers?They say he made a mint.
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!
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You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why don't ghosts like the rain?
It dampens their spirit.
Why don't ghosts like the rain?
It dampens their spirit.
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I was walking down the street with my wife. We turned a corner and saw my mother in law being beaten up by 5 men. My wife turned to me and said "well.. are you going to help?" I said "5 should be enough"
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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If prisoners could take their own mugshots they would be called cellfies.
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How has this not been mentioned???
http://talksport.sportal.com.au/default.aspx?g=posts&t=59130
http://talksport.sportal.com.au/default.aspx?g=posts&t=59130
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TheRealHatTrickRabbit wrote:
Holding onto a thread which occured over four years ago now truly wraps you guys as one with lives. Who else honestly did stupid stuff as a kid? There is kids being accused of lighting fires at 13,14,15 years old currently.
I pride myself as nothing but a professional from a previous point with how i address the online demographic.
However, I also acknowledge that the following statement is relevant to the first post in the thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
Holding onto a thread which occured over four years ago now truly wraps you guys as one with lives. Who else honestly did stupid stuff as a kid? There is kids being accused of lighting fires at 13,14,15 years old currently.
I pride myself as nothing but a professional from a previous point with how i address the online demographic.
However, I also acknowledge that the following statement is relevant to the first post in the thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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Sportal really must have been popular for that shit to make it to 13 pages.Oz Sport Mad wrote:How has this not been mentioned???
http://talksport.sportal.com.au/default.aspx?g=posts&t=59130
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What do you give a sick pig??
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I really hope you have kids BrenMighty Fishes wrote:What do you give a sick pig??
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Sorry. That joke was so bad I just assumed it was him 
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Krump wrote:Sorry. That joke was so bad I just assumed it was him
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A personal favourite of mine. Will need a reply
Ask me if, I'm an Orange....
Ask me if, I'm an Orange....
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Welshy wrote:A personal favourite of mine. Will need a reply
Ask me if, I'm an Orange....
Are you an Orange?
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Mighty Fishes wrote:
Are you an Orange?
No.
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Welshy wrote:
No.
Cheeky bastard!