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    The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:59 pm

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Bren on Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:27 pm

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Bren on Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:29 pm

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:10 pm

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by SI on Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:19 pm

    You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:33 pm

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Bren on Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:38 pm

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Bren on Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:39 pm

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Oz Sport Mad on Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:56 am

    How has this not been mentioned???

    http://talksport.sportal.com.au/default.aspx?g=posts&t=59130
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by SI on Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:52 am

    TheRealHatTrickRabbit wrote:


    Holding onto a thread which occured over four years ago now truly wraps you guys as one with lives. Who else honestly did stupid stuff as a kid? There is kids being accused of lighting fires at 13,14,15 years old currently.

    I pride myself as nothing but a professional from a previous point with how i address the online demographic.

    However, I also acknowledge that the following statement is relevant to the first post in the thread.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Krump on Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:40 pm

    @Oz Sport Mad wrote:How has this not been mentioned???

    http://talksport.sportal.com.au/default.aspx?g=posts&t=59130
    Sportal really must have been popular for that shit to make it to 13 pages.
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:42 pm

    What do you give a sick pig??

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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Krump on Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:52 pm

    @Mighty Fishes wrote:What do you give a sick pig??

    Oinkment
    I really hope you have kids Bren
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:53 pm

    Bren??
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Krump on Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:55 pm

    Sorry. That joke was so bad I just assumed it was him Very Happy
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:02 am

    @Krump wrote:Sorry. That joke was so bad I just assumed it was him Very Happy

    Laughing
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Welshy on Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:41 am

    A personal favourite of mine. Will need a reply


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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:59 am

    @Welshy wrote:A personal favourite of mine. Will need a reply


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    Are you an Orange?
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Welshy on Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:00 am

    @Mighty Fishes wrote:

    Are you an Orange?

    No.
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    Re: The bad joke thread

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:01 am

    @Welshy wrote:

    No.

    Cheeky bastard! Laughing

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