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    The Haiku Thread

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    Post by Stew Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:41 pm

    This is the haiku thread. It's for haiku's. Stew will start:


    Hi everybody, Stew here
    Admonished and beleaguered
    Stew is Stew is Stew
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    Post by Stew Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:42 pm

    Lonely nights wear thin
    A propensity for rubor
    Tickle me Elmo
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    Post by Stew Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:15 pm

    Haiku threads are fun
    Stew is displaying his wares
    No-one else has game

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    Post by Stew Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:16 pm

    Stew made a haiku about haikus and threw down at the same time. That should bring all the boys to the yard.
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    Post by Guest Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:35 pm

    Panda's Poetic
    Fresh and lyrically gifted
    You Jelly of my skillz
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    Post by No Worries Sun Oct 25, 2015 7:20 pm

    Five syllables here
    Seven more syllables there
    Are you happy now ?
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    Post by Milchcow Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:29 am

    Haiku's are awesome
    But sometimes they don't make sense
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    Post by filthridden Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:20 am

    Come on guys, aim up.
    I thought we had some talent.
    So much disappoint.
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    Post by RandomSil Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:04 am

    SI posts in movie
    A spoiler without the tags,
    Screw you SI, screw you
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    Post by standard-issue Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:18 am

    Spoiler:
    She turned out a he
    He was a ghost the whole time
    The Butler did it
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    Post by Milchcow Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:10 am

    @RandomSil wrote:SI posts in movie
    A spoiler without the tags,
    Screw you SI, screw you

    How do you say SI
    I say it as "S" then "I"
    You think he's Spanish?
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    Post by RandomSil Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:47 pm

    @Milchcow wrote:
    How do you say SI
    I say it as "S" then "I"
    You think he's Spanish?

    It is "S" then "I"
    However for my Haiku
    It must become Sí
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    Post by Milchcow Mon Oct 26, 2015 1:09 pm


    With accent and all
    I applaud your commitment
    to í over i
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    Post by filthridden Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:12 pm

    Turns out they don't speak
    Spanish in Barcelona
    Fuck you, Catalan.
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    Post by filthridden Fri Oct 30, 2015 10:20 am

    Ah, Russell Packer.
    Hope he's turned his life around.
    Don't punch cunts, you dick.
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    Post by Milchcow Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:01 am

    Come to Wests Tigers
    We'll pay you lots of money
    to play somewhere else
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    Post by No Worries Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:30 am

    Taupau wont be paid
    To play at Manly by us
    Cock sucking kiwi
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    Post by Milchcow Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:29 pm


    Taupau has no luck
    Sheens Blair Potter and Farah
    We pay to fuck off
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    Post by Guest Fri Oct 30, 2015 7:55 pm

    How about Limericks?
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    Post by Guest Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:44 pm

    Mighty Fishes wrote:How about Limericks?

    I also enjoy limericks, almost as much as cat facts.

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