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    Post by Boozecluez Tue Mar 22, 2022 9:45 pm

    You know the drill by now, if you want to join in the Honky tonk

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    Will simply leave this quote here for inspiration from an ancient cold and warm blooded hand to hand specialist Rhinoceroo:

    "1) He's Jack Hetherington, you idiot

    2) Loading means he misses four weeks with the first indiscretion

    3) Could lose spot with return of RFM


    With the disciplinary slate wiped clean and TPJ moving to the middle (plus RFM injury setback) his job security is now excellent, so only the first condition remains"

    #WhatwouldJackdo

    Rules:
    There is only one god in here, and his name is on the door
    You get permission to say Jack Hetherington off.... If he leaves the field

    I am lazy so if someone wants to work out the figures/BE/Projections and stuff add below
    I might bake the cake but I ain't icing this bad boy

    And some safety warnings and disclaimers:

    Remember if he scores big, keep your belt on and your distance, we need him to see the following week
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    If he goes out, he does it in style so no crying. He wouldn't
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    Post by ytsb Tue Mar 22, 2022 9:49 pm

    As a previous #riderwithmilf I am rock hard at the prospect of the Jack Hetherington honky tonk. May I suggest a collective celebration when he gets binned?
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    Post by rhinoceroo Tue Mar 22, 2022 9:54 pm

    One shot for a penalty, four shots for a binning, drain the bottle for a red card. Ready to go.

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    Post by Boozecluez Tue Mar 22, 2022 10:10 pm

    Before you ask, I am not editing the photoshop
    Just like Jack it was high effort, high reward with some skills lacking but it was all heart
    So no, Jack wouldn't change a thing

    #WhatwouldJackdo

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    Post by Revraiser Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:14 pm

    Party animals !
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    Post by rhinoceroo Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:07 am

    Some stats for the Mad Jack Lads:

    Jack has played five games at second row in his career, a huge sample size we can all agree. (Two of those games for the Warriors he was listed at prop on teamlists and mtvb's site but he definitely did play second row):

    Game 1: 48 (80 minutes). Nice Jack.
    Game 2: 29 (70 minutes, sin bin). Naughty Jack.
    Game 3: 55 (80 minutes). Good Jack.
    Game 4. 19 (70 minutes, sin bin). FFS Jack.
    Game 5. 45 (80 minutes). Solid Jack.

    Averages 39.2, priced at 30. A 40% sinbinning rate might be unsustainable even for him, so a reduction takes him over 40 average and 10+ points of value. THEY MAY LAUGH BUT WE'RE ONTO A WINNER HERE LADS.*

    *terms and conditions may apply, author not responsible for unreasonable actions of referees and disciplinary
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    Post by Liverpool_Bulldog Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:26 am

    My name is Liverpool_Bulldog and I am seriously considering joining the Jack Hetherington Honky Tonk.
    I will also be doubling down by welcoming Pangai Junior into my team as well
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    Post by Boozecluez Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:58 am

    Ok so Wondering if Cleary possibly back this week has had any impact on the party plans?
    For myself I may have to postpone my commitments while I deal with more pressing chin concerns
    If he plays this week then will want him next and as I really only need a NPR then a cash out makes sense meaning I only lose 1 gun next week not 2 (To trade him in)
    Filling the ice fridge and getting the snacks ready just in case


    So basically if jack doesn’t get sinbinned he scores well
    But he gets sinbinned at a high rate so hence the dice haha
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    Post by rhinoceroo Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:07 pm

    I think I might have to delay the Jack honky tonk for a week. Definitely next week though, and I've picked him up off the free agency list in draft.
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    Post by Boozecluez Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:30 pm

    rhinoceroo wrote:I think I might have to delay the Jack honky tonk for a week. Definitely next week though, and I've picked him up off the free agency list in draft.

    Fair play, we got too exciting and popped the cork too soon
    Odds and evens sinbin so he is due one this week anyways Wink
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    Post by Londonbunny Wed Mar 30, 2022 5:50 am

    How does this affect Thompson minutes? He’s scoring weak recently with lower minutes off bench.
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    Post by Boozecluez Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:34 am

    The Bulldogs have confirmed that Jack Hetherington suffered an anterior shoulder dislocation against Manly and is likely to miss the rest of the season.

    The 25-year-old will have a shoulder reconstruction


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    Post by Boozecluez Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:34 am

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