I'm not one to tell you how to raise kids, given how much I loathe them but it's 1 roll between 4 kids mental as well? It's almost like you were tempting faith.
Also why the fuck does toilet paper go out of sale first? What about the booze!
It was definitely an inventory management failure. My fault as I thought kitchen paper towel in the cupboard was toilet paper when I did a check a week earlier. Although anytime between say when toilet paper was invented to March 2020, then July 2020 to one week ago, this would not be an issue.
Fortunately the better half went to a nearby Aldi that's a bit under the radar, and got 48 rolls. 36 for us and a dozen for her mum. Crisis over!
As for the booze not going, I definitely drank more in iso. We started with learning fancy 5pm cocktails, by the end I got the unfinished sprite from a kids McDonalds cup and chucked in some vodka and triple sec.