@Chucky wrote:Taking into account that Mulvy is currently on Survivor island, with no facilities for treating his condition. He should definitely consider himself very fortunate that he has someone like SI who either has a medical (physio) background, or does a really good job of pretending he knows what he’s on about.@Mulvy wrote:Breaking:
Mulvy is out of shape, and has done a grade one calf strain (self diagnosis) running from the toilet to the media room during the Cowboys game. Insiders believe it may be related to trying to keep up with his nine year old earlier today for footy practice now that kids footy is back. Mulvy is not expected to miss any shit posting on games tomorrow.
NB - I have actually asked SI about this but have no idea what his response was.
From memory my answer was that I had a pathologically malleable corpus cavernosum; and further to this, my keratinised stratified squamous epithelium was somewhat atrophied.