Unlucky to Cake Tigers getting the worst possible draw to start round 1. Pretty harsh on EagleStars to be sitting 13th overall and going to be eliminated in round 2
Oi, oi, what's all this? A bit of chat?
Well listen up, Mr Scoregasms. I don't know how old you are but do you know a movie called An Officer And A Gentleman from the early 1980s? If not, look it up. There's this tough guy military trainer dude who's job it is to toughen up the troops. I phoned him last week and he has nothing on at the moment due to all the 'rona in the US. He's been down to Cake Field a couple of times already this week to get the squad in top shape for the Eliminator. So, watch out........Mayo.....naise.
The Cake Tigers are ready for you!