NRLFF Rock Paper Scissors (RPS)
StormTrooper96 vs my tv broke
Location, Campbelltown RSL Topaz Room
Its a sell out. We have 15 fans here to witness the first ever NRLFF Rock Paper Scissors match up.
StormTrooper96 is the slight favourite with the TAB. He has a crab-like arm and is known to love a rock.
my tv broke is a small man, arm like a salami. Quick to punch out scissors as his 'go to' under pressure.
The lights have gone down, ST96 will be entering the ring first. The entrance music kicks off... he is wearing a cape and nodding along to S Club 7 - S Club Party. mmmmm Rachel Stevens.
MTB pokes his head around the curtain. Is he going to bottle it?... No, he tentatively steps through. His music kicks off.... Ava Max - Sweet but Psycho. MTB is a psycho.... apparently.
Both RPS rookies eye each other from across the ring. MTB barely half the size of his opponent. Sweat around his crotch. ST96 doesn't seem phased. Clenching his fist and buttocks.
Here we go, Round 1..... the atmosphere is electric.
1..... 2..... 3
ST96, the crabby left hander throws out ROCK. He loves a rock, we should have guessed it!
MTB, with a meek little... PAPER! Take that! First round honours to my tv broke. Amazing scenes here!
ST96 0 MTB 1
(to be continued)
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