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    What Grinds Your Gears?

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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by SI on Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:21 pm

    A thread to air your grievances with the world  Very Happy

    I'll start.




    Sooooo, something I've never had cause to share with anyone till now, but with the housing boom in Perth over the last 10 years the incidence of this blight occurring has been rapidly increasing:

    FUCKING WHITE PAINT DROPPED ALL OVER ROADS!!!

    I hate it, it shits me, it really grinds my gears.  Seems to happen at roundabouts more often than not.  I'll be cruising along in the Stato, listening to some inspirational metal, KFC Streetwise by my side, then boom, a stretch of road that has been scarred for eternity by some merciless painters who were running late for happy hour at the local.

    FUCK





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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by SI on Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:23 pm

    And celery, I really hate celery.
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Krump on Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:32 pm

    I just burst into laughter in the office reading that post, well done.
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Krump on Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:35 pm

    Sydney drivers are one of my pet hates, every single one of the cunts but especially couriers and p platers. A turning lane is for turning not overtaking you miserable prick, thanks for making me slam on the brakes and spill my beer.
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by SI on Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:13 pm

    @Krump wrote:Sydney drivers are one of my pet hates, every single one of the cunts but especially couriers and p platers. A turning lane is for turning not overtaking you miserable prick, thanks for making me slam on the brakes and spill my beer.

    I have never driven in Sydney.  The cab rides I have had have been scary enough.
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Milchcow on Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:20 pm

    @Krump wrote:Sydney drivers are one of my pet hates, every single one of the cunts but especially couriers and p platers. A turning lane is for turning not overtaking you miserable prick, thanks for making me slam on the brakes and spill my beer.

    people that make me spill my beer when I'm driving certainly grind my gears
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Bren on Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:02 pm

    @Milchcow wrote:

    people that make me spill my beer when I'm driving certainly grind my gears

    Yeah it grinds my gears when Im drink driving and some cunt makes me slow down. R is for Race.
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Krump on Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:49 pm

    No sense of humour you lot

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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Dip on Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:56 am

    I can stand it when someone takes a slice of pizza, but not a piece adjacent to an already missing slice.

    That's the height of rudeness IMO. Not to mention the freaky aesthetics of seeing a partly eaten pizza with more than one gap.

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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Dip on Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:58 am

    * can't*
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Bren on Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:33 am

    @Krump wrote:No sense of humour you lot

    You should wear a bib while driving in case of spillage. You ever been on RBT bro?
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by SI on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:45 am

    @Dip wrote:I can stand it when someone takes a slice of pizza, but not a piece adjacent to an already missing slice.

    That's the height of rudeness IMO. Not to mention the freaky aesthetics of seeing a partly eaten pizza with more than one gap.

    Agreed, there is a simple and obvious sequence, and skipping that sequence to grab a larger piece or one with more pepperoni is like jumping the queue at school tuckshop.  Blokes need to be dead armed for that shit.
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Bren on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:51 am

    @SI wrote:

    Agreed, there is a simple and obvious sequence, and skipping that sequence to grab a larger piece or one with more pepperoni is like jumping the queue at school tuckshop.  Blokes need to be dead armed for that shit.

    I hope there is a Sportal get together sometime soon. Im the bloke who takes the bigger slices of garlic bread, not the shitty little end piece.
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by SI on Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:33 am

    @Bren wrote:
    @SI wrote:

    Agreed, there is a simple and obvious sequence, and skipping that sequence to grab a larger piece or one with more pepperoni is like jumping the queue at school tuckshop.  Blokes need to be dead armed for that shit.

    I hope there is a Sportal get together sometime soon. Im the bloke who takes the bigger slices of garlic bread, not the shitty little end piece.

    lol!

    I will admit I do that as well, but not because it's bigger, because my teeth are a little sensitive nowadays and the crusty bit is a no go.  I do show some poise though, I wait for someone else to snap that mother fucker in half first, so I can go straight to a middle bit  Very Happy
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:14 pm

    What?? THe crust is the best bit!
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by SI on Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:23 pm

    @Mighty Fishes wrote:What?? THe crust is the best bit!
    Can't do crust mate.  I'll bet your one of those monsters who puts Tomato Sauce in the cupboard as well!
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Mighty Fishes on Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:29 pm

    Right next to the BBQ and Chutney
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by No Worries on Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:42 pm

    I'm my family's bitch. They get the best part of the garlic bread and I get the ends. If I'm lucky I get the slice before the end as well. Sad
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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by ryno_ on Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:15 pm

    @SI wrote:
    Can't do crust mate.  I'll bet your one of those monsters who puts Tomato Sauce in the cupboard as well!

    So you're one of those lunatics who likes the sauce nice and cold to go on a hot pie?

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    Re: What Grinds Your Gears?

    Post by Stew on Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:42 pm

    Stew hates it when he grinds his gears.

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