Admin Announcement

After an investigation into the recent erratic behaviour of this account, Admin have suspended activity.  SI would however like everyone to know that he will be making a brief statement in the morning.

An SI presser coming up !

A part of me thinks I should go through the trouble of banning you for the night. But I am worried for your safety if I do that... also Stew would rise again and no one wants that.

I can't help feel like Aaron Woods sitting back watching the train wreck knowing I'm going to come out smelling like roses and getting the top job.

When's the presser ??

Possibly in honour of old fat guts playing in the GF this weekend.....to me, this presser reeks of SI attempting the Paul Gallen 'Dad was using my account' tactic...

Someone's gonna have a sore head this morning, don't forget your sunglasses when you leave the house.

All, on behalf of the NRLFF administration and moderators, please see update as below:

SI has scheduled a statement to be released at Midday AEST.  Admin would like to apologise to any Fanatics poster who was directly affected by the actions of SI yesterday.  Some unacceptable posting was displayed and, whilst some posts were deleted, those that were considered borderline remain; including the use of the derogatory phrase "silly billy".  Whilst some may be horrified to see SI post in this manner, we have chosen to allow SI to review his behaviour as part of the rehabilitation process.

Again please accept our apology and we would like to let it be known that NRLFF are committed to seeing SI get better.

Thankyou.

STATEMENT ISSUED BY SI AT 12:06 AEST READS:


"Hi all, it's been a pretty rough 24 hours for me.  Firstly, it is not just me that I have embarrassed, but also my cat, Sprinkles.  He has clearly suffered enough embarrassment when hearing his name called in public as it is, and so to Sprinkles-I'm sorry buddy; I'm sure they will forget about it in time.


Secondly, I would like to unreservedly apologise to all posters for my behaviour yesterday.  It has been a long season posting on here and claiming back-to-back-to-back Soft Cock Awards seems to have finally taken it's toll.  To withhold Smiley faces is not acceptable, and the use of silly billy and Mum references, well I understand I crossed the line.  I should have had both the common sense and discipline to stay away from posting when on a Mad Monday, and for that I am truly sorry.  I have tarnished the Soft Cock Award and would understand if it was revoked, however I would hope such drastic measures were not required.


I had a really good sit down whilst peeing last night and have succumbed to the fact that yes, I do have an issue.  But instead of trying to fight the urge to post smiley faces in every post and calling people I don't even actually know 'mate', I have decided the best course will be to embrace the flaws.


In regards the rumours that have been circulating, that has been disappointing for both myself and Sprinkles.  I can unequivocally say that I have never used anxiolytics for any reason other than that of why they were originally prescribed.  I also have never at any stage suggested that my account was hacked-for those who are wondering, no my Dad cannot post GIF's either.  The responsibility of the course of yesterday's events lies with me and me only.


I would also like to address the most disturbing innuendo from the last 24 hours-that I was apparently seen plucking a captive Crimson Faced Parakeet yesterday afternoon.  This is not the case.  Animals are not my go.  Mostly.  Also, there is no such thing as a Crimson Faced Parakeet.


Admin have discussed my sanction and I will not be allowed to post on the forum for 1 entire hour.  As you can all understand that is quite distressing for me, but I appreciate that Admin did not go further and take away my Emoticon chart.   Thankyou.


In short-
Yes, Standard has an issue.
Yes, I am working on it.
Yes, I would appreciate your support.
No, despite what Thom Yorke will tell you, 2+2 does not equal 5.


Thankyou all."

STATEMENT ENDS.

Heartfelt and open. The silly billy slanger on the whole, remains. Chin up and soldier on. Maybe find a scoreboard to lay down under and recover

I get the feeling it's a Lindsay Lohan kind of recovery and not Robert Downey Jnr.

What the fuck.

Word for word what Jamal Idris said the other week "On the couch with Sterlo"

Idris has a cat called Sprinkles?  Wowsers!  If he goes allright for us he could become my new favourite player 

SI we will happily forgive all your transgressions if you just perform one final act of penance.

All you need to do is attach an image of receipt from your most recent Sizzler visit

(I'm not sure which is the harder task, eating at sizzler, or using voodoo magic to make a picture from your phone appear on the internet)

Milchcow wrote:
SI we will happily forgive all your transgressions if you just perform one final act of penance.

All you need to do is attach an image of receipt from your most recent Sizzler visit

(I'm not sure which is the harder task, eating at sizzler, or using voodoo magic to make a picture from your phone appear on the internet)

Did you just fucking suggest that eating at Sizzler is anything but a fine dining delicacy???

Firstly, give yourself a couple of uppercuts.

Secondly, the last time something like this happened an epic 150-odd page thread eventuated......so if you want to get your fantasy thread up to Page 51 rapidly, these sort of outlandish statements should be made in there!

Standard has an Issue wrote:Idris has a cat called Sprinkles?  Wowsers!  If he goes allright for us he could become my new favourite player 

As coincidence would have it Tigers membership just rang because I have a different credit card now and they couldn't steal my money for 2017.  Asked the bloke and he reckons nothing is official on Idris, but I thought it was a done deal?

Of course I've been fielding calls from the media, fellow posters, my manager and the police all day so I guess he was lucky to get through.

Milchcow wrote:
SI we will happily forgive all your transgressions if you just perform one final act of penance.

All you need to do is attach an image of receipt from your most recent Sizzler visit

(I'm not sure which is the harder task, eating at sizzler, or using voodoo magic to make a picture from your phone appear on the internet)

I cooked a Parmy up that I found in Woolworth's last week and I have a happy snap, will that do?  If not there is never a recent KFC reciept far away?

Milchcow wrote:
SI we will happily forgive all your transgressions if you just perform one final act of penance.

All you need to do is attach an image of receipt from your most recent Sizzler visit

(I'm not sure which is the harder task, eating at sizzler, or using voodoo magic to make a picture from your phone appear on the internet)

 Sl mate.
 mate.
this has all been fun mate.
Going to lunch for mums 80th birthday tomorrow. If parmi(y)(ie) is on the menu I'm ordering it mate.

Standard has an Issue wrote:
 If not there is never a recent KFC reciept far away?

Who keeps receipts from KFC?