Digital Pass for a Haiku or Pun

Want my spare NRL Digital pass, make an NRL Fantasy Haiku. The best or my favourite Haiku wins..
Beast will be giving away a code for his favourite NRL pun.


K. go.

(Contest ends whenever I care to end it. Before Broncos v Eels game.)

What am I doing?
I already have a pass
What a waste of time

I have full Foxtel
But I promised a mate one
Don't make me say sorry

Who pays for a pass
Are they not free each season
Show me the money

My name is Benry
Trade me in at your peril
I'm gone by round 2

Parker? Inglis? Smith?
None of these are a real gun
Bring back Josh Miller

I dislike haikus.
Because you are talking to
The Limerick King

give me a decent limerick and I'll give you the code

Poorer then Mitch Pearce.
Stuck with channel 9 for life.
Just want happiness.

Thursday footy's here.
Hope my captain scores a ton.
There's always next year.



Edit. Don't need pass but I'll still happy to take the win

Beast From The Big East wrote:give me a decent limerick and I'll give you the code

There once was a man from the Big East
Who didn't need his digital pass in the least.
Young Pookus, a cheap prick
just wrote him a limmerick
In the hopes of appeasing the beast.

Filthridden has won the Digital Pass, sorry to make a liar out of you SI. S:

Random wrote:Filthridden has won the Digital Pass, sorry to make a liar out of you SI.  S:

FUCK YEAH JOSH MILLAR!

Tackling with your head scores you double points - tip for all those new to fantasy.

Pookus McFly wrote:

There once was a man from the Big East
Who didn't need his digital pass in the least.
Young Pookus, a cheap prick
just wrote him a limmerick
In the hopes of appeasing the beast.

Quality mate. Just Pm'd you